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07-06-2021, 01:09 PM
Purpose of life
Nr 1 activity. Biking, frisbee in summer. As much as people may not think it. Activity is nr 1 important thing.
Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.
Just sorta how i see it. Maybe its not purpose for everyone, but it helps me. I can ignore my religious parents. And if they ask? Oh wow how did you get so fit?
Answer: Masturbation.
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07-06-2021, 01:28 PM
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Mmkay.
On hiatus.
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07-06-2021, 01:41 PM
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"To crush your enemies."
"See them driven before you."
"And to hear the lamentations of their women."
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07-06-2021, 01:49 PM
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(07-06-2021, 01:09 PM)seaside Wrote: Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.
Providing you don't have a quick one off the wrist in the vegetable isle.
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07-06-2021, 01:51 PM
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Is this wanker calling me a jerk off?
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07-06-2021, 01:55 PM
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(07-06-2021, 01:49 PM)Inkubus Wrote: (07-06-2021, 01:09 PM)seaside Wrote: Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.
Providing you don't have a quick one off the wrist in the vegetable isle.
Been Major fans of Green apples
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07-07-2021, 10:00 PM
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When your "before bedtime activity" is wanking: acceptable.
When your philosophy thread OP is wanking: not so much.
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07-07-2021, 10:27 PM
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I always love hearing from the nutso people. I feel higher up the rational percentile every time.
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
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07-07-2021, 10:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-07-2021, 10:34 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
Purpose of life
Not to make a bunch of threads I can't keep up with.
“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” -Carl Sagan.
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07-07-2021, 10:39 PM
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(07-07-2021, 10:33 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: Not to make a bunch of threads I can't keep up with.
Just check "Today's Posts". It's easier... If it isn't "today", it's old.
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
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07-08-2021, 05:15 AM
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He has a point. Biking? Hell yes.
Frisbee? an idyllic pastime if ever there was one. I and my bro spent many an afternoon tossing the disk, my cousins too.
Masterbation stands on its own merits.
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