Coronavirus spreads. But don't panic! (topical thread)

[Thumpalumpacus]

"You neglect to realize that in WWII, Percie would have been on the side of the Nazis."

What's the joke? I see no attempt at humor.


You're so transparent. You're apparently still pissed that I said you take this stuff too seriously, so you're baiting me by calling me a Nazi, then claiming that it was somehow a joke.

Hahaha.  Yeah.  That must be it.  You are the joke, Percie.

Percie likes to believe in the glory of Jesus's bloody crucifixion sacrifice and the threats of hell and rigidly conforming to the rules of Christianity but he draws the line at sacrificing himself to a piece of cloth covering his nose to keep from spreading a disease.  It's just too much trouble for him.

In Percie's particular sect of Christianity, one of 30,000 or so, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead ... and then presented ole Laz with a bill for 438,377 shekels, with a deductible of 5,000 shekels, and then attached Lazarus's paychecks going forward, 400 shekels per check (an enormous amount at the time!), until a settlement was reached.

Percie likes sacrifice so long as it isn't his own. This little snowflake who criticizes us for being "terrified of death" is terrified of a goddamned needle? What a little bitch.