Coronavirus spreads. But don't panic! (topical thread)

[Old Man Marsh]

Until you start hoarding Spam you're not really traumatized.

This is not the SPAM you were looking for. There is no SPAM in this household, and there never has been. I had some SPAM and eggs on a Boy Scout camp out ca 1997, and I haven't eaten it since. #notafood

I have actually never tried Spam...

If you slice it thin and cook it until it's pretty well burned, the taste isn't so bad.