Coronavirus spreads. But don't panic! (topical thread)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Just the other day my wife stopped for lunch, sat down in the recliner and was pinned down by 3 dogs. An hour later the phone woke her up in a panic. The panic continued as the person on the other end of the line is blah-blah-blah a hundred thoughts and words a minute and she says " hang on, just a moment" while she tries to get functional.
This had never happened before. I blame the dogs.

Canine energy vampires. They can be defeated with steaks.

Yeah, but you've never been hit by an EC* 10 dognado.


*Enhanced Canine Scale.