Coronavirus spreads. But don't panic! (topical thread)

[Old Man Marsh]

Cousins have a new scheme to avoid honest work. "There must be somebody we can sue!" Given Arkansas' infection rates this shouldn't be an issue for long.

Also, the cousins' contact with the legal system usually results in them being shackled hand and foot and wearing a spit mask. I fantasize some of them defending themselves in a capital case.

They should sue Disney for copywrite infringement, claiming to have invented Mickey Mouse before Walt Disney ripped them off.