Coronavirus spreads. But don't panic! (topical thread)

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!


WTF is that supposed to mean?

Trump is convinced in his own mind that the COVID-19 pandemic is not as bad as it seems to less intelligent
people than himself—an expert in virology—and that it'll all be forgotten in a couple of months, or even as
early as FIFTEEN days! He also sees it as a typical media beat-up, and that experts in the science fields don't
really know what they're talking about when compared to his inherent knowledge of diseases.

US citizens can put their absolute trust in his decisions, as he's way ahead of the field, and we should all just
relax a bit.

—In actuality, Trump has not the faintest idea about this pandemic and its inevitable repercussions on people in
the US and globally.  He's living totally inside that tiny skull of his, insulated from the real world, guided only by
his experience (?) as a games show host, and propped up with his daddy Fred's $300 million fortune.  He just
cannot grasp the simple fact that when this is all over, he'll be out of a job, indicted for multiple crimes, destitute,
and probably in jail.

And won't we all be laughing then.