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All Hail The Second Amendment

All Hail The Second Amendment
I mentioned a while back that my cousin who was compiling data on family fire incidents among the klan had gone missing. They found her car over the weekend. Dozens of bullet holes. This will no doubt be ruled an accident and quietly closed.
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Was she in the car?
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(05-03-2021, 02:52 PM)Minimalist Wrote: Was she in the car?

I can't find out. The cops (klan members all) aren't releasing that information. 99.99% she's dead somewhere.
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Around 40 years ago, I had a nice Anschütz target shooter stolen from my apartment, and
no, it wasn't in a gun safe—my bad. But I had hidden the bolt separately, which the thieves
failed to find. I often wondered where they got another bolt from (obviously illegally) because
there was just no way you could buy only a bolt from any gun shops in Australia.
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Sometimes, it appears, the "good guy" with a gun is a piss-poor markswoman!

https://www.azfamily.com/news/surveillan...id=1038199

Quote:Surveillance video shows manager shot by bystander during shoplift in Phoenix


Quote:By this point, employees were catching on to what was happening and were trying to stop it. The video shows a manager in a white shirt running outside of the store. The two shoplifters are running towards their car, and one tries to get into the passenger side door when a woman, who is off camera, shoots at them. The bullet ends up hitting the manager in his leg. 
 

"Even though she's trying to do a citizen's arrest or be a good person and helping here, under our law, you still had to use reasonable judgement, you can't just fire a weapon," said attorney Benjamin Taylor, who is not affiliated with this case. 
 
Nya Reyes, 46, was booked on charges of aggravated assault and discharging a firearm within city limits.


Quote:The owner of Howard's Ace says that the manager still has not been able to return to work. He says the bullet shattered his knee and right now he's going to physical therapy to hopefully one day be able to walk again.


I smell a civil suit down the road!
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"..., you can't just fire a weapon..." First time anybody's said this.
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Does seem that pulling the trigger is the easy part, doesn't it?

Figuring out the laws on when and where you can pull the trigger seems to be beyond the limit of most gun nuts.
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That's the whole point of CCL "training", that and which beer goes with which ammo.
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More gunfire at the mall.

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/05/08/au...tura-mall/

Quote:3 Rushed To Area Hospitals Following Shooting At Aventura Mall
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Go Floridaman!
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Don't forget Colorado.  Lots of gun crazy fucks in Colorado!


https://www.rawstory.com/boyfriend-kills...-not-shot/

Quote:Boyfriend kills 6 people and himself at Colorado birthday party; children not shot


Quote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (Reuters) -A man fatally shot six people including his girlfriend before turning the gun on himself early on Sunday at a birthday party in Colorado Springs, Colorado, but did not fire on traumatized children who were present inside a trailer at a mobile home park.

Police arrived to find six people dead plus a seventh who was seriously wounded and died after being taken to a hospital, a police statement said.
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(05-10-2021, 05:17 AM)Minimalist Wrote: Don't forget Colorado.  Lots of gun crazy fucks in Colorado!


https://www.rawstory.com/boyfriend-kills...-not-shot/

Quote:Boyfriend kills 6 people and himself at Colorado birthday party; children not shot


Quote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (Reuters) -A man fatally shot six people including his girlfriend before turning the gun on himself early on Sunday at a birthday party in Colorado Springs, Colorado, but did not fire on traumatized children who were present inside a trailer at a mobile home park.

Police arrived to find six people dead plus a seventh who was seriously wounded and died after being taken to a hospital, a police statement said.

I wish he had turned the gun on himself first! We need more psychiatrists and fewer guns.
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Infuckingcredible.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/2-year-old...aine-home/


Quote:2-year-old boy shoots parents in Maine home

A 2-year-old boy in Maine shot his parents Wednesday morning with a gun he picked up from a nightstand, a report said.
The toddler’s 25-year-old father was hit in the head, and the mother, 22, was struck in the leg in the shooting at their home in West Bath, WMTW reported, citing Sagadahoc County Sheriff Joel Merry.
The baby was injured by the recoil of the gun, authorities said. All three family members were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries, according to Merry.
“The question of how the boy was able to pick up and fire the weapon is of great concern and is being investigated,” Merry said, according to the report.


You can't make this shit up.
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(05-14-2021, 12:42 AM)Minimalist Wrote: Infuckingcredible.

2-year-old boy shoots parents in Maine home...

You can't make this shit up.

You don't have to make it up... it happened in America.      Weeping
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(05-03-2021, 11:11 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I mentioned a while back that my cousin who was compiling data on family fire incidents among the klan had gone missing. They found her car over the weekend. Dozens of bullet holes. This will no doubt be ruled an accident and quietly closed.

This is serious stuff. Do you know yet? Is there some evidence or something? This seems like too wrong to just be lost to history...
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(05-14-2021, 11:08 AM)SYZ Wrote:
(05-14-2021, 12:42 AM)Minimalist Wrote: Infuckingcredible.

2-year-old boy shoots parents in Maine home...

You can't make this shit up.

You don't have to make it up... it happened in America.      Weeping

Very good point.  And it keeps happening in America.
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(05-14-2021, 02:49 PM)Minimalist Wrote:
(05-14-2021, 11:08 AM)SYZ Wrote:
(05-14-2021, 12:42 AM)Minimalist Wrote: Infuckingcredible.

2-year-old boy shoots parents in Maine home...

You can't make this shit up.

You don't have to make it up... it happened in America.      Weeping

Very good point.  And it keeps happening in America.

I fear that 'America Man' is to the rest of the world what 'Florida Man' is to America...
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(05-14-2021, 12:42 AM)Minimalist Wrote: Infuckingcredible.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/2-year-old...aine-home/


Quote:2-year-old boy shoots parents in Maine home

A 2-year-old boy in Maine shot his parents Wednesday morning with a gun he picked up from a nightstand, a report said.
The toddler’s 25-year-old father was hit in the head, and the mother, 22, was struck in the leg in the shooting at their home in West Bath, WMTW reported, citing Sagadahoc County Sheriff Joel Merry.
The baby was injured by the recoil of the gun, authorities said. All three family members were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries, according to Merry.
“The question of how the boy was able to pick up and fire the weapon is of great concern and is being investigated,” Merry said, according to the report.


You can't make this shit up.

Unless I was bleeding out dying or the wife or kid was dying, I would NOT have run to the hospital if this was my kid.  Wrap a shirt around it and pull tight!
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Break out those fucking useless THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, people!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/26/us/san-jo...index.html

Quote:At least 8 dead after shooting at public transit rail yard in San Jose, California


Quote:A gunman opened fire at a public transit rail yard in San Jose, California, Wednesday morning, killing at least 8 people and wounding others, Deputy Russell Davis of the Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office said.


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♫Do you know who got shot today in San Jose?♫

You kids might have to Google.
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Ho hum... just another day in "the land of the fearful and the home of the imprisoned".

Sad really to see a once proud, powerful nation brought to its
knees by its own suicidal firearms laws.  Will it never learn?    Sad
Pull your fucking finger out Biden, and DO SOMETHING FFS!
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(05-26-2021, 10:19 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ♫Do you know who got shot today in San Jose?♫

You kids might have to Google.

Not me. It is relatively frequent earworm. And is now. Thanks a LOT for that one! Still, it beats TV show themes and ad jingles.

Here's one in return: "Petticoat Junction". "Here is Uncle Joe, he is moving kinna slow at the junction, Petticoat Junction"... It annoyed me all last night. And don't think about any Watne Newton songs either... Aggravated

I know the news though...
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The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has been without a
director for 13 of the last 15 years. That’s because 2006 was the year when
Congress passed a law, pushed by gun rights advocates, requiring the agency’s
director to be confirmed by a majority in the Senate.  

Biden is trying to become the second president (after Obama) since 2006 to fill
the position. And his nominee to run the agency, David Chipman, a two-decade
ATF veteran, stands a good chance.  

The NRA and its Republican allies had also succeeded in passing a number of
amendments, often quietly, that prevented the agency from keeping close track
of guns and enforcing even the limited gun-control laws that exist.   They’ve
accomplished this mostly by keeping the agency’s “appropriations low, limiting
their power, preventing them from computerizing their records.  

The NRA has mounted a $2 million advertising campaign against Chipman’s
nomination. A group of 20 Republican state attorneys general wrote a letter to
the Senate Judiciary Committee opposing Chipman’s nomination and called his
views “hostile to our rights and way of life.”  By last fall, the share of Democrats
supporting stricter gun laws had risen to 85%, while support among Republicans
was down to just 22%.

—Excerpted from NYT Newsletter, 27 May 2021.
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(05-27-2021, 01:22 AM)Cavebear Wrote: Here's one in return:  "Petticoat Junction".  "Here is Uncle Joe, he is moving kinna slow at the junction, Petticoat Junction"...  It annoyed me all last night.  And don't think about any Watne Newton songs either...    Aggravated

I know the news though...

Hey, any show that starts off with three naked teenagers can't be all bad. Thumbs Up
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