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Random thoughts - Mk II

Random thoughts - Mk II
Sure, zombies are slow, make groaning noises and knock things over.
In general they're quite noisy but if they're behind you they are audibly invisible.
They could walk up a path of tambourines and still sneak up on you.
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I'm know why I'm driving around at three in the morning but what the fuck are you doing you shady fuck?
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Almost all the boys at my school were gay and they used to make fun of me.
'Off to lick a pussy now?', they'd sometimes say, or, 'fuck off, breeder.'
It only made me stronger.
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(12-07-2020, 12:49 AM)Little Lunch Wrote: Almost all the boys at my school were gay and they used to make fun of me.
'Off to lick a pussy now?', they'd sometimes say, or, 'fuck off, breeder.'
It only made me stronger.

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Mountain-high though the difficulties appear, terrible and gloomy though all things seem, they are but Mâyâ.
Fear not — it is banished. Crush it, and it vanishes. Stamp upon it, and it dies.


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(12-07-2020, 12:49 AM)Little Lunch Wrote: Almost all the boys at my school were gay and they used to make fun of me.
'Off to lick a pussy now?', they'd sometimes say, or, 'fuck off, breeder.'
It only made me stronger.

Supposedly, there was a high school in another county that had the most gay boys in it. I don't know if the rumor was true or if my cross country teammates were just telling me that because they figured I was gay and would want to know something like that.

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The oxygen we breath is plant feces.

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(12-07-2020, 05:35 AM)Phaedrus Wrote: The oxygen we breath is plant feces.

The alcohol we drink is fungus feces. Hey, they consume ours, so turnabout is fair play, right?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Went back to using an Android phone after half a year of using an iPhone.

To be honest, I prefer Android.

One thing I have noticed, however, is that IOS players love games that Android players hate and IOS players hate games that Android players love.

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"Let me guess, you rather the money go to buying crack for racists and illegals right?"

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(reply to someone bitching about money wasted on the japanese asteroid sample mission hobo )
“We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?” 
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If all is not lost. Where the hell is it?
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(12-08-2020, 11:08 PM)TonyAnkle Wrote: If all is not lost. Where the hell is it?

I bet professional comedians come to places like this, take our hard work, scrub it up and make a fucking fortune. :-)
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(12-09-2020, 02:31 AM)Little Lunch Wrote:
(12-08-2020, 11:08 PM)TonyAnkle Wrote: If all is not lost. Where the hell is it?

I bet professional comedians come to places like this, take our hard work, scrub it up and make a fucking fortune. :-)

I bet they DO. (taking notes and scrubbing for amateur open-mike night...) Wink
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(12-08-2020, 11:08 PM)TonyAnkle Wrote: If all is not lost. Where the hell is it?

On the planet of lost socks. Since you still have one, "all" is not lost.
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(12-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cavebear Wrote:
(12-09-2020, 02:31 AM)Little Lunch Wrote:
(12-08-2020, 11:08 PM)TonyAnkle Wrote: If all is not lost. Where the hell is it?

I bet professional comedians come to places like this, take our hard work, scrub it up and make a fucking fortune. :-)

I bet they DO.  (taking notes and scrubbing for amateur open-mike night...)  Wink

The kids hate my dad jokes. Lots of eye rolling in our house.

ETA.... I told one of my kids that if he didn't eat all of his trifle, I'd have him taken into custardy.
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Crapple sucks!
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(12-09-2020, 10:10 AM)TonyAnkle Wrote:
(12-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cavebear Wrote:
(12-09-2020, 02:31 AM)Little Lunch Wrote: I bet professional comedians come to places like this, take our hard work, scrub it up and make a fucking fortune. :-)

I bet they DO.  (taking notes and scrubbing for amateur open-mike night...)  Wink

The kids hate my dad jokes. Lots of eye rolling in our house.

ETA.... I told one of my kids that if he didn't eat all of his trifle, I'd have him taken into custardy.

"Custardy"?  Loved it...

BTW, I think kids love "Dad jokes" secretly...
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My daughter's favourite dad joke is the one where I fart and blame her around other people.
God, she fucking loves that one. :-)
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(12-10-2020, 05:04 AM)Little Lunch Wrote: My daughter's favourite dad joke is the one where I fart and blame her around other people.
God, she fucking loves that one. :-)

Funny you should mention that. I was in a crowded store with a friend and let out an SBD. Broccoli can do that. Well, at that moment, a kid walked between us so I had the wit to stare at him. My friend followed my gaze. So I got away with it...
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(12-09-2020, 01:33 PM)no one Wrote: Crapple sucks!

So do vacuum cleaners.     Deadpan Coffee Drinker
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It's actually the airflow, not the suction.
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I love dog videos.
What ruins it for me is the millions of people who just let a dog lick them on the face and mouth.
That's fucking disgusting.
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(12-09-2020, 01:33 PM)no one Wrote: Crapple sucks!

Snapple? Apple flavor? Scrapple?

I did have this college mate who pretty much identified by Snapple and his fedora. Got under my skin (but then most people did back then).
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Or you can hear more of the owner's voice than the dog (or in my case, cat, since that's what I grew up with).
Is this sig thing on?
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Impotence.

I've thought about it long and hard.
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I was just reading how people say oops.
I'm never sure how many letters go where.
ooppps.
or what about aaaarrrggggghhh!
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