Random thoughts - Mk II

[Unsapien]

Why isn't there a Random Thoughts thread yet?

Oh, here it is.



If theists are looking for signs of fine tuning in the universe they don't have to talk about gravity, electro-magnetic force, weak/strong force etc...

They just have to look at their health products. What are the odds that both my skin care products (with different ingredients) are both good for 24 hours? Isn't it amazing that these and many other products like my blood pressure medicine work for exactly one rotation of the earth? I've never seen a product that's effective for 21 hours or 27 hours, or even 11 hours it's always 12 hours.

Checkmate atheists!



Also why are even numbers associated with positivity and odd numbers associated with negativity? Is it a conspiracy?

On my medications, the pain relief is always 4 to 6 hours or 6 to 8 hours or 12 hours...

But if the fever, or pain or rash lasts more then a period of time it's always... "go see your doctor if the condition lasts more then 3 to 5 days or 5 to 7 days  .


Also there's no such thing as "left handed" scissors it's just a scam. There's just scissors that work and shitty scissors that don't work, trust me "left handed" scissors don't work for left handed people either.

[unfogged]

Also why are even numbers associated with positivity and odd numbers associated with negativity? Is it a conspiracy?

On my medications, the pain relief is always 4 to 6 hours or 6 to 8 hours or 12 hours...

But if the fever, or pain or rash lasts more then a period of time it's always... "go see your doctor if the condition lasts more then 3 to 5 days or 5 to 7 days  .

If they say to see a doctor if viagra makes an erection last 4 or more hours is that good or bad?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

ONE 16 oz. package of Temptations cat treats = $7.99

But wait!

If you buy the three pack you save! It says so right on the Amazon page.

THREE 16 oz. packages of Temptations cat treats = $30.99.

You save :mumble:!

[Unsapien]

AND the stupid question of the day award goes to...

"I have a slow leak in one of my tires, they're filled with nitrogen, is it safe to just put air in the tire so I can bring it over and have it looked at?"



EDIT: grammar

[no one]

Why do they make shopping carts that won't leave the parking lot, but not one that wont roll away from my car?

[SYZ]

Shouldn't the term phonetic spelling be spelled fonetic?

[GirlyMan]

It seems to me that if I were to live forever, I would end up being diluted to homeopathic levels. ... Dunno whether that's a good or bad thing.

[c172]

Sup.

[Unsapien]

Sup.

Just hangin'

You?

[c172]

Just insomniin'.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Why do they make shopping carts that won't leave the parking lot, but not one that wont roll away from my car?

Why do they make parking lots with an uphill slope to your car? Pushing a full cart uphill with a bum knee is ... fun?

[c172]

Sorry, OreIda, you've been trumped in the hashbrown war.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Sorry, OreIda, you've been trumped in the hashbrown war.

Que?

[SYZ]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[Nursey]

Also why are even numbers associated with positivity and odd numbers associated with negativity? Is it a conspiracy?

On my medications, the pain relief is always 4 to 6 hours or 6 to 8 hours or 12 hours...

But if the fever, or pain or rash lasts more then a period of time it's always... "go see your doctor if the condition lasts more then 3 to 5 days or 5 to 7 days  .

If they say to see a doctor if viagra makes an erection last 4 or more hours is that good or bad?

Bad. Gangrened peni are not typically seen as desirable. The priapism kit in the Vandy ED is labeled “Boner Kit.”

I really don’t know the grammatically correct plural of penis but I prefer peni to penises, rolls of the tongue better 

[SYZ]

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

[Unsapien]

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

You mean apart from some blood loss... and possibly some stitches you'd need?

[Unsapien]

Will this 100th post finally make me a full member?

EDIT: Yes, yes it will. 

[Aliza]

This is what I feel like I'm doing right now.

[c172]

Well, wherever we've just gone, here we are!

*sits down on sofa*

[Unsapien]

Will this 100th post finally make me a full member?

EDIT: Yes, yes it will. 

AND.... I'm a Jr. member again....   


nice touch with the       though.   

[Aliza]

Time to do real-life work.

FOR REAL THIS TIME!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Time to do real-life work.

FOR REAL THIS TIME!

This ... work ... you speak of...

[EvieTheAvocado]

I really must shower down the lantern. It's best it's not awkward otherwise mother bear would complain. I tried the systematic approach but they left me behind. Who else would know if the grape is stuck up the bum? I was inane yesterday but it wasn't the same. I would try again but the squashed apricot told me not to. I was not what you expected but it's because it wasn't what I expected. Who else told you to eat cake? I told you to eat grape! Why all the fruit talk? More like a fruit fly. Best not to describe it otherwise. I am not a free willer. Whatever you say Mr Benjamin Button. How come he didn't disappear up his mom's vaj at the end?

[c172]

Anybody in WI? Especially western WI? This Jayme Closs situation is disturbing. Been following her hashtag on Twitter. The one pic I keep seeing, the face shot, seemed very sweet and innocent for a while, but now I'm getting the opposite vibe.