Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal

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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - grympy - 09-12-2019

(04-30-2019, 01:16 AM)Minimalist Wrote:
(04-29-2019, 11:32 PM)Thoreauvian Wrote: The funny thing about this one is that it had no context to begin with:

(04-29-2019, 11:05 PM)Ima Believer Wrote: Atheists are such xenophobic c***s.

I put it down to him not knowing what xenophobia means. Seems the most likely explanation with him.

I sincerely think I could dislike him no matter what country he was from!

Yep. I hate most people immediately. Saves so much time. I sometimes change my mind, as I have here with most. Deadpan Coffee Drinker

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Chas - 12-04-2019

(12-03-2019, 09:59 PM)c172 Wrote: I ... am currently behind Pete Buttigieg, ...

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 03-18-2021

(03-18-2021, 01:31 AM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Think rubbing sandpaper on [...] dick.

(Well, rub it, as 'twere Angel2

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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 06-21-2021

(06-21-2021, 02:09 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I'm removing more popcorn from our ceilings.

What happened? hobo

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 08-09-2021

(08-09-2021, 04:46 PM)c172 Wrote: Like old times, when the winters and summers fell in the same year.

Geez, apparently, climate change's gotten way worse than I thought hobo

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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 09-21-2021

(09-21-2021, 12:01 AM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: I do it the 'Murican way.

(09-21-2021, 01:18 PM)Szuchow Wrote: I can't recall seeing how others did it. Probably backwards while blaming Jews.

Kinky!

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 10-09-2021

(10-09-2021, 02:55 PM)julep Wrote: spying for grape-eaters

Can't decide if this is the perfect band name or the title of a dystopian thriller. Or a Halloween game Consider

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 10-21-2021

(10-21-2021, 10:40 PM)Paleophyte Wrote: I want to poke god. Then I want the person next to me [to] poke him too.

So, taking into account the holy trinity, would this constitute a threesome or a fivesome? Consider

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Tres Leches - 10-27-2021

(10-26-2021, 03:43 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm a 200+ pound adult male, with "incredibly wide shoulders" according to one nurse. So when I go with Boss Lady to "Anne's Bra and Swimsuits" the staff directs me to the area where they have the kids books and some really cool toys. I just go out and read a book in the Equinox.

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 01-07-2022

(01-07-2022, 04:19 PM)epronovost Wrote: god-sitters

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 04-15-2022

Quote:Aliza:
What exactly do you do with the other hole?

Blow bubbles?

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Wut? You asked? Dodgy

James Joyce would've loved it Angel

OK, feel free to ban me now Girl_nails

ETA: Ugh, messed up the quotes but I'm still recovering from a two-day migraine....

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 05-12-2022

(05-12-2022, 03:28 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: Who wants to bed Percie

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 08-07-2022

(08-07-2022, 05:29 PM)adey67 Wrote: free range cruelty free acorn

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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 08-08-2022

(08-08-2022, 08:22 PM)Thingymebob Wrote: I've trimmed around his bumhole a few times.

To each their own, or, as we say in Bulgarian: "It's a matter of taste, said the fox and licked itself under its tail".

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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 09-04-2022

(09-04-2022, 04:30 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: if nothing comes up, then the bone is evil or whatever.

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Oh and, the bone is absolutely evil, as far as religions are concerned Deadpan Coffee Drinker

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - abaris - 09-04-2022

I know of two quotes getting entirely different meanings when taken out of context.

First, Plautus with his often quoted Homo hominis lupus est.

But Plautus said something entirely different. He said: lupus est homo homini, non homo, quom qualis sit non novit.

Which means, menkind is a wolf to men, as long as they don't know their nature and/or character.

The other one is, of course Marx, with his often quoted opium of the people. Which is always reduced to Religion is the opium of the people. The original quote was a critical response to Hegel's philosophy and read as follows:

Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Again, a totally different meaning when quoted in full.

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 10-30-2022

(10-30-2022, 04:20 PM)Kim Wrote: I'll hope for more blood than song.

RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 11-14-2022

(11-14-2022, 11:15 PM)c172 Wrote: he's still alive, but I've been out all day

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