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RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - EvieTheAvocado - 12-04-2018
This one is priceless:
(12-04-2018, 10:04 PM)JesseB Wrote: I've had nightmares where my dog got rabies and I had to beat her with a baseball bat to death to keep her from killing people, dreams my cat ran away, dreams that are just screaming like earsplitting screaming, nothing else just screaming, dreams that are just a bright fucking light like staring at the sun eyes hurting. I have more conventional dreams too like being attacked by bears, having my home invaded by bugs or skeletons just different shit. I feel pain in my dreams too, that's always fun. last night I dreamt I was driving a school bus for some sort of factory and one of the office girls took out my expensive laptop from the bus and dropped it and broke it. Fucking worst nightmare ever
@Vera @JesseB @Aliza @Smercury44 @Dom @Mathilda
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Smercury44 - 12-12-2018
(12-12-2018, 02:31 AM)Aliza Wrote: Don't worry, Mad Hatter! I'll give you some poop to play with soon enough. I promise!
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 12-12-2018
Damn it, Smerc! That's what *I* came to do...odoo
![[Image: Plugged-Up_Paulie.gif]](https://mms.businesswire.com/media/20170406005330/en/579583/5/Plugged-Up_Paulie.gif)
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 01-07-2019
(01-07-2019, 02:51 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I hit it a lot..... and I don't even have a penis.
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Aliza - 01-22-2019
(01-22-2019, 07:29 PM)Mathilda Wrote: Apparently we had a massive load on the server.
I don't know how you all missed this. It's been up there for over an hour and it was even commented on in the original thread.
It's my catch now!
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 01-22-2019
(01-22-2019, 09:04 PM)Aliza Wrote:(01-22-2019, 07:29 PM)Mathilda Wrote: Apparently we had a massive load on the server.
It's my catch now!
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Alan V - 01-30-2019
(01-30-2019, 04:45 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I liked the fact that you were murdered, stuffed and put on display at the Smithsonian!"
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 02-05-2019
(02-04-2019, 09:57 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote: My mouse jiggler arrived today.
I'll leave this one to everyone's personal imagination
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Chas - 02-06-2019
(02-05-2019, 10:44 PM)Aliza Wrote: I'm probably a robot or a spammer.
We suspected as much.
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 02-23-2019
(02-23-2019, 02:03 PM)Mark Wrote: Perfect creation? My ass.
That's some healthy self-esteem right there
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Mark - 02-23-2019
(02-23-2019, 03:06 PM)Vera Wrote:(02-23-2019, 02:03 PM)Mark Wrote: Perfect creation? My ass.
That's some healthy self-esteem right there
I'll just let you judge for yourself.
Spoiler:
![[Image: 5090063423_2ee5defb6e_z.jpg]](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4153/5090063423_2ee5defb6e_z.jpg)
But I've gotten even more compliments on another bit of my anatomy.
Spoiler:
![[Image: 2537790787_fe948732f1_z.jpg]](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2254/2537790787_fe948732f1_z.jpg)
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 10:05 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: cock muppet
![[Image: Kid-Terrified.gif]](http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kid-Terrified.gif)
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Alan V - 03-09-2019
(03-09-2019, 03:49 AM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I hate normal time.
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 03-13-2019
(03-13-2019, 04:10 AM)c172 Wrote: apparently one can be pounded into a "top" somehow. Still wondering about that one.
So am I still wondering
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Cypher44 - 03-13-2019
(03-13-2019, 10:59 PM)Vera Wrote: "He yanked her down flat on the tile, slapped his palms on the inside of her thighs, and butterflied her open, going in deep with his tongue, consuming her."
A sneak preview of a hot and heavy scene from Vera's modern erotica masterpiece The Butterflying Penis
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Alan V - 03-14-2019
(03-14-2019, 12:17 AM)Tres Leches Wrote: Did you jump into the slot and go for a ride??
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Tres Leches - 03-14-2019
(03-14-2019, 02:39 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:(03-14-2019, 12:17 AM)Tres Leches Wrote: Did you jump into the slot and go for a ride??
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Actually, I thought the same thing right after I posted it.
-Teresa
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 03-14-2019
(03-13-2019, 11:14 PM)Cypher44 Wrote:(03-13-2019, 10:59 PM)Vera Wrote: "He yanked her down flat on the tile, slapped his palms on the inside of her thighs, and butterflied her open, going in deep with his tongue, consuming her."
A sneak preview of a hot and heavy scene from Vera's modern erotica masterpiece The Butterflying Penis
There will be merch, too
![[Image: 61PT9HpGgQL._SY355_.jpg]](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61PT9HpGgQL._SY355_.jpg)
![[Image: s-l300.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/uhYAAOSwhfBa1iLb/s-l300.jpg)
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Cypher44 - 03-14-2019
(03-14-2019, 07:25 PM)Vera Wrote: There will be merch, too
A butterfly cock ring?
I bow to thee oh.. Cock Ringmaker
One cock ring to rule them all, one Vera to sell them
One cock ring buyer to buy them and onto a cock bind them
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - jerry mcmasters - 03-14-2019
(03-14-2019, 11:09 PM)Cypher44 Wrote: One cock ring to rule them all, one Vera to sell them
One cock ring buyer to buy them and onto a cock bind them
I've been giggling for five minutes.
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 03-19-2019
(03-19-2019, 01:32 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote: If "they" find it attractive .. fine. If they don't, fuck em. Who cares.
I think a judge would. That'd be rape
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 04-09-2019
(04-09-2019, 01:41 AM)Mark Wrote: I just got my second knee shot. One more to go
Not sure what's more disturbing - how casual he is about it or the fact that he has more than two knees
(Also, just 'cause this one always puts a smile on my face
"Gentlemen and assassins and ladies of the night
I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding new light
There is a simple solution one called honour amongst thieves
So we'll take pity on your souls and only cap your knees...")
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 04-10-2019
(04-10-2019, 02:54 AM)skyking Wrote: hummingbirds [...] they come for a last meal
![[Image: emo12.gif]](https://s.yimg.com/ok/u/assets/img/emoticons/emo12.gif)
Do they get the electric chair or lethal injection?
![[Image: law-order-killing_two_birds_with_one_sto...74_low.jpg]](https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/law-order-killing_two_birds_with_one_stone-idioms-expressions-birds-criminals-tmcn4274_low.jpg)
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - skyking - 04-10-2019
Niether.. they turn into a window at high speed.
RE: Quotes Taken out of Context 2.0: The Real Deal - Vera - 04-20-2019
(04-20-2019, 01:16 AM)Dānu Wrote: I have hot sauce up the wazoo
![[Image: raw]](https://media.tenor.co/images/939e400cabb2bf62ee2a0db825e6a3a4/raw)