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05-16-2020, 02:32 PM
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How do I fix tattered jeans?
There are rips in the back of some of mine. Don't want to get new ones.
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05-16-2020, 02:36 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Iron-on patches.
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05-16-2020, 02:37 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in. I don't fix mine.
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05-16-2020, 02:39 PM
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How do I fix tattered jeans?
Don't fix them. Tattered is cool; wear 'em.
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05-16-2020, 02:40 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in. I don't fix mine.
Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.
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05-16-2020, 02:45 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 02:40 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in. I don't fix mine.
Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.
Ahhh okay, well if they're tattered in the ass, I throw mine out. I would be worried about sewing in the jeans in that place as they could tear again. You could do a patch but I think that might feel kinda rough on your bum lol You could always get jean colored underwear lol
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05-16-2020, 02:47 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Iron-on patches. Put them on the inside.
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05-16-2020, 02:50 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 02:40 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in. I don't fix mine.
Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.
You could always start wearing underwear!
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05-16-2020, 03:00 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Or just walk into a room sideways so no one can see your bum lol
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05-16-2020, 03:12 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Actually, an iron-on patch is fairly thin and should not cause a bulky spot in the jeans. You can usually get them at the grocery store, the section where they sell thread and laundry baskets and hangers. Of course, it might be a problem if you don't have an iron. I haven't ironed clothes in decades, even though I do have an iron around here someplace.
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05-16-2020, 03:35 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
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05-16-2020, 03:50 PM
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(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks? Pix of your butt needed.
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05-16-2020, 06:51 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Cut out the butt completely and wear them as ass-less chaps!
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05-16-2020, 06:52 PM
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Chaps, by definition, are assless.
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05-16-2020, 07:06 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks.
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05-16-2020, 07:08 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks.
I'm thinking new jeans.
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05-16-2020, 07:10 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks.
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05-16-2020, 07:12 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks.
Just tell people you are feeling cheeky
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05-16-2020, 08:17 PM
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(05-16-2020, 06:51 PM)Dānu Wrote: Cut out the butt completely and wear them as ass-less chaps!
David Lee Roth wants royalties.
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05-16-2020, 08:17 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:10 PM)Dānu Wrote: (05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks.
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What the hell, let it all hang out. YOLO, etc.
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05-16-2020, 09:11 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Switch to yoga pants. I think you can pull it off!
(no ball of gym socks)
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05-16-2020, 10:02 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:10 PM)Dānu Wrote: (05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: (05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped? Is it on a seam? Is the rip near a back pocket? Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Near the bottom of cheeks. r
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Introvert. Duh.
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05-16-2020, 10:03 PM
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(05-16-2020, 09:11 PM)brewerb Wrote: Switch to yoga pants. I think you can pull it off!
(no ball of gym socks)
But then there's the whole accidental erection problem...
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05-16-2020, 10:08 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Proudly wear them until they disintegrate.
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05-16-2020, 10:11 PM
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How big is your hole?
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