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#1
05-16-2020, 02:32 PM (This post was last modified: 05-16-2020, 02:33 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
How do I fix tattered jeans?
There are rips in the back of some of mine. Don't want to get new ones.
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#2
05-16-2020, 02:36 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Iron-on patches.
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05-16-2020, 02:37 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in. I don't fix mine.
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05-16-2020, 02:39 PM (This post was last modified: 05-16-2020, 02:39 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Don't fix them. Tattered is cool; wear 'em.
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05-16-2020, 02:40 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in.  I don't fix mine.

Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.  Tongue
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05-16-2020, 02:45 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 02:40 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in.  I don't fix mine.

Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.  Tongue

Ahhh okay, well if they're tattered in the ass, I throw mine out.  I would be worried about sewing in the jeans in that place as they could tear again.  You could do a patch but I think that might feel kinda rough on your bum lol  You could always get jean colored underwear lol
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05-16-2020, 02:47 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Iron-on patches. Put them on the inside.
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05-16-2020, 02:50 PM
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(05-16-2020, 02:40 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 02:37 PM)Bcat Wrote: Sewing or patches, I would think. I liked ripped jeans, they're realy comfortable and worn in.  I don't fix mine.

Yeah but I don't want my scrawny ass being exposed.  Tongue

You could always start wearing underwear!
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05-16-2020, 03:00 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Or just walk into a room sideways so no one can see your bum lol
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05-16-2020, 03:12 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Actually, an iron-on patch is fairly thin and should not cause a bulky spot in the jeans. You can usually get them at the grocery store, the section where they sell thread and laundry baskets and hangers. Of course, it might be a problem if you don't have an iron. I haven't ironed clothes in decades, even though I do have an iron around here someplace.
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05-16-2020, 03:35 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
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05-16-2020, 03:50 PM
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(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?
Pix of your butt needed. Consider
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05-16-2020, 06:51 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Cut out the butt completely and wear them as ass-less chaps!
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05-16-2020, 06:52 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Chaps, by definition, are assless.
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05-16-2020, 07:06 PM
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(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.
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05-16-2020, 07:08 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.

I'm thinking new jeans.  Thumbs Up
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05-16-2020, 07:10 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.

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05-16-2020, 07:12 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.

Just tell people you are feeling cheeky  ROFL2
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05-16-2020, 08:17 PM
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(05-16-2020, 06:51 PM)Dānu Wrote: Cut out the butt completely and wear them as ass-less chaps!

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05-16-2020, 08:17 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:10 PM)Dānu Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.

Would you say that you're an extrovert or an introvert?

What the hell, let it all hang out. YOLO, etc.
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05-16-2020, 09:11 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Switch to yoga pants. I think you can pull it off!

(no ball of gym socks)
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05-16-2020, 10:02 PM
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(05-16-2020, 07:10 PM)Dānu Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 07:06 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(05-16-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Where exactly is it ripped?  Is it on a seam?  Is the rip near a back pocket?  Is it near the bottom of your cheeks?

Near the bottom of cheeks.
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Would you say that you're an extrovert or an introvert?

Introvert. Duh.
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05-16-2020, 10:03 PM
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(05-16-2020, 09:11 PM)brewerb Wrote: Switch to yoga pants. I think you can pull it off!

(no ball of gym socks)

But then there's the whole accidental erection problem...
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#24
05-16-2020, 10:08 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
Proudly wear them until they disintegrate.
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05-16-2020, 10:11 PM
How do I fix tattered jeans?
How big is your hole?

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