Rumpology

[Old Man Marsh]

We may have discussed this at the old place, but I'll leave this here for posteriors sake.

[Dom]

There is no end to the woo out there!

[Mark]

I don't know @Dom, I think you can tell a lot about the person from their rump. But general descriptions of pear-like or apple-like mean nothing. You have to actually put your hands on a rump and knead the flesh deeply to really fathom them deeply. I've often thought I should put out a shingle and offer rump readings for a small fee.

[Dancefortwo]

Rumpology is crapology.

[SYZ]

I detest those robotic voices that can never learn correct inflexion or punctuation.