Ok, here how this works. Take one of his tweets or quotes on TV, and put your version of what the idiot is really saying.
For example,
Orange Turd, " There was no quid pro quo."
Siri Gibberish Translator, " I am lying to you. I simply do not want to take responsibility for my own actions. It was attempted bribery and extortion. "
For example,
Orange Turd, " There was no quid pro quo."
Siri Gibberish Translator, " I am lying to you. I simply do not want to take responsibility for my own actions. It was attempted bribery and extortion. "
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