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05-17-2019, 04:55 PM
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What would you put on your Jesus toast?
With Phaedrus' new image of cloud formation Jesus as an inspiration  What would you put on your Jesus toast? Me, I woud probably put some raw cashew butter on top of it. And hopefully he appears on this new flax bread I'm really liking at the moment.
Edit to add: Would Jesus toast go better in the Food section?
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05-17-2019, 05:23 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
https://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions...B0042QRYO8
I get my own little miracle whenever I make toast or a grilled cheesus.
I'm trying different sugar-free jams and marmalades, until I find one I like a lot.
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05-17-2019, 07:06 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Wowbutter, the peanut free peanut butter.
The anti-nut butter to counteract the nutter image on the toast.
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05-17-2019, 07:15 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-17-2019, 05:23 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote: https://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions...B0042QRYO8
I get my own little miracle whenever I make toast or a grilled cheesus.
I'm trying different sugar-free jams and marmalades, until I find one I like a lot.
That's good because Jesus is sweet enough.
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05-17-2019, 07:16 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-17-2019, 07:06 PM)Unsapien Wrote: Wowbutter, the peanut free peanut butter.
The anti-nut butter to counteract the nutter image on the toast.
Good choice! 
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05-17-2019, 07:35 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Devils food cake on toast. Why not? 
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05-17-2019, 07:54 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Something with Miracle Whip, no doubt.
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05-17-2019, 07:57 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Mary Magdalene dew.
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05-17-2019, 08:08 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-17-2019, 07:57 PM)brewerb Wrote: Mary Magdalene dew.
Does it taste like mounting dew?
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05-17-2019, 08:22 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
A little. It's crusty.
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05-18-2019, 01:03 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Since the fruits of the grape normally accompany the body of Jesus, I'd say grape jelly would be the obvious choice. Might as well get your sacraments in at the same time as your nutrients!
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05-18-2019, 02:00 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Nothing. I'd tear it up in little bits and throw it to some ducks.
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05-18-2019, 03:00 PM
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What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-17-2019, 05:23 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote: https://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions...B0042QRYO8
I get my own little miracle whenever I make toast or a grilled cheesus.
I'm trying different sugar-free jams and marmalades, until I find one I like a lot.
You've gotta put some of this through that toaster and you're guaranteed a miracle!
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05-18-2019, 03:06 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-18-2019, 02:00 PM)julep Wrote: Nothing. I'd tear it up in little bits and throw it to some ducks.
You really shouldn't feed ducks bread, just saying. It might send them to see Jesus in person earlier then they'd like. 
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05-18-2019, 03:27 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Marmite or Marmalade
The whole point of having cake is to eat it 
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05-18-2019, 03:32 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Butter, butter and jelly (grape, blackberry, or orange marmalade), PB, PB and jelly, or butter with a few shakes of soy sauce.
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05-18-2019, 03:35 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
I'd scrape jesus off the bottom of my shoes!
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05-18-2019, 04:01 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-18-2019, 03:06 PM)Unsapien Wrote: (05-18-2019, 02:00 PM)julep Wrote: Nothing. I'd tear it up in little bits and throw it to some ducks.
You really shouldn't feed ducks bread, just saying. It might send them to see Jesus in person earlier then they'd like.
Pigeons, then? Or maybe pigs.
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05-18-2019, 04:09 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
(05-18-2019, 04:01 PM)julep Wrote: (05-18-2019, 03:06 PM)Unsapien Wrote: (05-18-2019, 02:00 PM)julep Wrote: Nothing. I'd tear it up in little bits and throw it to some ducks.
You really shouldn't feed ducks bread, just saying. It might send them to see Jesus in person earlier then they'd like.
Pigeons, then? Or maybe pigs.
Sure.
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05-19-2019, 10:58 AM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
Gefilte Fish and mayonnaise.
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05-19-2019, 12:10 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
The rainbow sprinkles that come out of a unicorn horn.
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05-19-2019, 04:36 PM
What would you put on your Jesus toast?
I'm a fan of peanut butter and jelly on toast.
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