Historical Jesus, Biblical Jesus

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Yes, but "jesus" is whatever you want him to be.

At least Zeus was a prick all the time.

Well that's another reason the Jesus personality cult is brilliant; it's extremely versatile. If meek and mild Jesus isn't useful for a particular purpose, you can just trot out hangry Jesus (great for cursing fig trees) or vengeful Jesus (when you want to pitch a fit and turn furniture over).

The Gospel Jesus would never be hangry. He can turn water into whine so he can go on a big drunk, and he can take a couple of fish and few slices of bread and feed 5000 people.

Unless of course he was drunk too much to eat. If that's the case i suppose he could have been a hangry drunk. I could see him now ... "Those fucking Pharisee ... I'm gonna throw them all on the barby and feed them to the fucking Sadducee! Fucking cunts!"