A.G.T. (another gay thread)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Did I mention "Bert" and "Ernie"? Two friend of mine since the '80s. They lived to together near St. Louis for a couple of decades. But they weren't gay. Seriously, they told me they weren't gay. Then, just after same sex marriage became legal here they invited me to their wedding.

Last year they moved to Australia, to a town near Darwin. This was so Bert could live his dream of wrestling saltwater crocodiles. (He had a think for that dude with the crocodile skin vest.)

Ernie, on the other hand, was more fashionable. He mentioned he'd like a pair of boobies for Xmas. Bert was on the job immediately, procuring two blue-footed boobies and presenting them to Ernie on Xmas Day.

I'm not sure of any of that should be considered gay, being straight myself. Expert opinion solicited.